'coz our fresh driver is a fucking moron, we were stuck cruising around in the warehouse districts. What type of grade A ass are we supposed to discover there? We ain’t looking for no lot lizards ya dumbass. Dear god did we acquire lucky. It was a sexy day and this hottie named Martini was getting her hustle on selling water on the roadside. All it took was a little smooth talking and 50 bucks to buy all her water and this babe got her juicy thick bum on the bus. We ride around asking Martini questions and this babe opens up about her freaky past being a stripper. We let her know we got cash to blow on greater quantity than just water. As pretty soon as these numbers reach triple digits Martini is willing to acquire back into hustling greater quantity than water. This babe puts our boy throughout all the paces and thinks she’s going to acquire thick paid. Hahahaha. Keep your water and acquire the fuck out the bus bitch.
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